Always wear clean underwear in public…

From our fridge. (no idea how it got there…. Mrs. W?)

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle.

From the Daily News comes this story of a Stockton-on-Tees couple
who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the
car park.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones…

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Interesting that online, this story has them in Leicester or North Florida. And the mechanic was from the AA?!?

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One Comment Add yours

  1. dmc says:

    Ooo, not seen this one for a while. I told a member of staff off for forwarding a varient around here years ago – this was back when someone in the admin team sending an email to 30 people made a blip in our monitoring 🙂

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.asp

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